Carp Killers of America

This is not the site for the weak in heart, or for the animal friendly individual. This is a site devoted to the utter destruction of Carp! Why kill a Carp? There are a number of reason these foul creatures should never be allowed to exist peaceably:

1. Carp are VERY ugly! If there were no halibut then Carp would stand supreme ruler as the ugliest fish in the world. 
2. Unlike the fine dining taste of halibut Carp taste terrible. If you like the taste of carp congratulations, you have poor tastes and you need to get out more. I grew up in the rural back country of Missouri and Virginia and they still had better tasting food than this!
3. Carp destroy every environment they touch. That's right environmentalist, carp kill ecosystems. Carp in Utah have gone so far as to drive fish like the June Sucker in Utah Lake onto the endangered species list. 
4. Carp smell worse than milk left out on the sidewalk after a week in August. I don't know what it is about being ugly and smelling worse than those who are beautiful, but it is true. No I will not be politically correct, people and fish smell worse when they are ugly. Trout, bass, catfish all smell fresh while their ugly counterpart carp stinks to high heaven.

Tune in tomorrow for more exciting reasons why you should stop what you are doing and kill a carp! Until then comment and let me know why YOU feel the need to kill carp.